We accept that we adulation the abstraction of Houston’s Accept a Cesspool program. If you haven’t heard, you can accept one of the city’s ten thousand abundance bazillion (that’s an estimate) storm drains and accede to accumulate it bright of bits at atomic four times per year, decidedly afore it rains. The abstraction is if abundant acceptable citizens accede to advice accumulate the drains bright of leaves and garbage, not alone will it advice streets cesspool faster during abundant rains, but it will accumulate all that blend out of burghal bayous and added waterways.
There is a accessible website area you, acceptable Houstonian, may go and accept your own drain. The best allotment is you can name the cesspool annihilation you want. And we beggarly a-ny-th-ing. In fact, some of your neighbors already accept and actuality are some of our favorites.
Drainy McDrain Face and Boaty McBoat Drain
If you hadn’t apprehend about the allotment challenge for a address via an online poll, the champ was Boaty McBoatface. Leave it to the internet. We acclaim these two homages to the abundant Boaty.
It’s Draining Men
We affirm this is not a cesspool alfresco JR’s, but it care to be.
I’m On a Nightdrain! Fill My Cup
We acutely accept a few GNR admirers in H-Town.
One Cesspool to Cesspool Them All
We accept this cesspool leads anon to Mordor, but we haven’t inspected it, so we can’t say for sure.
This is Area Ted Cruz Stores the Bodies
This affirmation for those who accept the Texas agent may absolutely be the Zodiac Killer.
John Cesspool Gacy
Speaking of consecutive killers, this is both funny and creepy. Well played.
Drain the Main Vein
We don’t animate you to do this into your drain, but back you gotta go…
Appropriate accustomed what the Rockets are doing.
Snakes on a Drain
Look, somebody had to do it.
We are aggravating to brainstorm a burghal board affair area addition has to explain why a artery flooded. “Well, the guy said he would apple-pie his Masshole and he aloof didn’t.”
Huge Gaping Hole
There’s article actual afflictive about the use of this name.
Preenie’s Wet Hole
We candidly accept no abstraction what this agency and we absolutely do not appetite to know, but there is no abstinent it makes us cackle like a average academy boy.
Fuck Critical Mass
Our bright champ for best accept a cesspool name, this is affected brilliance. Bravo.
Jeff Balke is a writer, editor, photographer, tech able and built-in Houstonian. He has accounting for a advanced ambit of publications and co-authored the official 50th ceremony book for the Houston Rockets.